trees-waiting:

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

angrylesbianstereotype:

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

logging onto tumblr and not recognising a single person on my dash cuz of course people have changed their handles over the course of 9 years (not me though LMFAO)

wizardpotions:

Ibuprofen isn’t enough. I need to be euthanized.

meteorherd:

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

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